Jurassic Ed: Nice Boy, Nice Dilophoeddus

Here's chapter/picture 12 of my crossover to Ed, Edd n Eddy and Jurassic Park, Jurassic Ed! In this one, the Kankers are still going ahead with their plans, but they're in for a very sticky and poisonous surprise!


Back in the control room, The group along with Nazz kept watching the screen as Johnny continued to examine it and pointed out what happened. "There's the white rabbit object," Johnny said, "Whatever it did, it did it all!" "While you guys figure this out, I'm gonna find the Eds and the kids," Kevin said as he was preparing to leave the Visitor Center. As Nazz saw the screen, he turned to Kevin and said, "Kevin, I'm coming with you." As they left, Eddy's Brother looked on with concern while Johnny tried getting his attention. "Mr. Eddy's Brother, Mr. Eddy's Brother," Johnny said to him, "Plank and I can't get Jurassic Ed back online without the Kankers." 

Meanwhile, the Kankers were still driving around wondering where the road to the East Dock was. Lee was still in the driver's seat driving around trying to find the dock, but she was irritated at how long it was taking to get there. "We should have been there by now," she mumbled. Eventually she lost control of the vehicle and crashed the jeep onto a log. Shaking her head, Marie said to Lee, "Jeez Lee, you call that driving?" "Hey," Lee said, "All this rain was in the way." "Hey guys," May shouted, "There's the road." She soon pointed to the road below that pointed to the East Dock. "Atta girl May," Lee said, "Let's go girls! We need to get this jeep off of this log so we can get there!" Lee then unraveled the wire in front of the jeep and scaled the wet rocks with May and Marie following close behind. As they were making their way down, Lee slipped and tumbled to the ground and made May and Marie hysterically laugh at her. "What's so funny you two," Lee asked irritated. "Hey Lee, did you have a nice fall?" Marie tauntingly said. "Shut up Marie!" Lee said. 

As they made their way to a nearby tree across the road in a jungle clearing, Lee started to wrap the wire around the tree with May and Marie watching. All of a sudden, they heard a thumping sound followed by a high pitched hooting sound. As they heard the sound, May asked in fear, "What was that?" "I don't know," Lee said, "But I'm not staying here to find out." They started to make their way back to the jeep until a small Dilophoeddus(a Dilophosaurus/Edd hybrid dinosaur) appeared from behind the trees making high pitched hooting noises and slowly followed them. The small dinosaur continued to stalk the Kanker sisters until they finally turned and saw it. "Nice boy, nice boy," May said cowering in fear, "Nice dinosaur." "That was close," Lee said talking to the dinosaur, "Thought you were one of your big brothers, you're not so bad." "Hey," Marie said approaching it and caressing it's cheek, "He looks kinda cute!" "What do you want, food," Lee said, "Look at me, I fell down a hill soaking wet! I don't have any food, no food on me, I have nothing on me!" "Lee don't yell at it," May said, "Does it know any tricks?" "Fetch," Marie said picking up a stick and holding it in front of the dinosaur, "Stick cutie! Get the stick." She threw it in the jungle, but the dinosaur just stood there staring at them. "Well that's a no," Marie said. "No wonder you guys are extinct," Lee said to the dinosaur and they turned to try and climb the hill.

The dinosaur kept on following them as they climbed up the waterlogged hill. Realizing that they all were struggling to get up, the Dilophoeddus went to make his move and appeared right in front of the three. As they watched and were confused at what the creature was about to do, the dinosaur reared it's head up, inflated the hat like sac on it's head, and let out a menacing screech similar in sound to a hawk's! Seconds later, the Dilophoeddus unleashed it's secret weapon, sticky venom that when upon touch to it's victims causes paralysis in the body and blindness in the eyes! Luckily, the Dilophoeddus missed their eyes and got different parts of their bodies instead, including May's face, Lee's arms, and Marie's left hip.  As Marie and Lee were looking in disgust, May had a happy look on her face. "Awww it's so cute," she said approaching the creature and gave him a huge hug, "Hey guys, can we keep him?" The creature was confused and uncomfortable from the surprise affection that he was receiving. "Uh, May,"Lee said quietly, "Put the cute dinosaur down." Then May turned and saw several more Dilophoeddus, this time they were all 7 feet tall and 14 feet long, even bigger than the one they encountered, and they all didn't look too happy. Giving a grin on her face while full of fear, May put down the small dinosaur and it retreated behind the bigger ones. Then they all did the same thing the small one did, rearing up their heads, inflating their head sacks, screeched, and launched their sticky venom at the Kankers.

The Kankers quickly retreated to the safety of the jeeps with the Dilophoeddus pack in pursuit of them. Before May could get in, she bonked her head of the car and fell over. This caused their shaving cream can to slip out of her pocket and fell onto the muddy ground below. As they got into the safety of the jeep, they realized something was wrong. "Lee, I can't feel my face," May said. "I can't feel anything in my arms," Lee shouted, "I can't even move them!" "Guys," Marie said, "I can't feel the left side of my body!!" They didn't notice until too late that the Dilophoeddus venom started to take effect and paralyzed the parts of their bodies that they covered. The Dilophoeddus pack eventually made it to the jeep and started to rock it back and forth while the Kankers all screamed in terror and were powerless to do anything. While the chaos on the top of the hill was going on, the shaving cream can was still on the ground, and soon became buried in a huge pile of mud from the storm.


None of these characters and stories belong to me, they all belong to their respective owners!

Ed, Edd n Eddy (c) Danny Antonucci, Aka Cartoons, Cartoon Network
Jurassic Park (c) Michael Crichton, Steven Spielberg, Universal