Jurassic Ed: Welcome to Jurassic Ed

Here's chapter/picture 5 of my Ed, Edd n Eddy/Jurassic Park crossover fanfiction, Jurassic Ed! Enjoy!


As the jeeps ran all along the trail, they stopped at a huge electrified gate that lead into the main parts of the park. As cameras saw the two jeeps approaching the electric gates, the gates themselves opened to let the jeeps go in! As they entered, the gates closed behind them, continuing to not let anything in or out with the exception of the humans visiting. The passengers marveled at the lush scenery that passed by them as Nazz picked off one of the unusually large fauna hanging from the trees and examined it looking puzzled. "So Eddy's Brother," Edd said to Eddy's Brother, "All of these perimeter fences, gates, and a lot of things around here are really a huge step in place." "And the motion activated systems and the concrete walls as well," Eddy's Brother assured him, "Girlfriend, trust me. On this island, safety is our prime concern." "Okay then," Edd said feeling embarrassed about Eddy's Brother calling him "Girlfriend." 

As they traveled, Rolf and Eddy's Brother drove the jeeps off road into a huge open savannah like area and slowed the jeeps down beneath some huge trees. "Okay Rolf, stop here but gently," Eddy's Brother said. As they stopped, Nazz still looked puzzled at the leaf she was examining saying to herself, "This shouldn't be here." In Rolf's jeep, Both Eddy and Ed looked out into a huge clearing and ended up dropping their jaws looking out with awe and shock. In Eddy's Brother's jeep, Edd did the exact same thing Ed and Eddy did. "Edd, this species of plant has been extinct since the Cretaceous period, this shouldn't be a part of the..." Nazz said, but paused and did the same look that the Eds gave while looking out to the same clearing where they were looking. They looked on speechless as a huge gargantuan Sauropod dinosaur-like creature slowly lumbered towards the trees and started peeking into branches looking to eat the leaves inside. Edd, Ed, and Nazz got out of their jeeps and slowly walked up to the enormous animal awestruck. Edd pointed to the creature looking at Ed and Nazz saying, "It's...It's.....It's a dinosaur!!" "Yeah!" Nazz said nodding her head in excitement. Eddy's Brother got out of his jeep chuckling while Eddy stayed in Rolf's jeep awestruck. "Woah! So this was what my brother was up to," he said to himself.

"Look at how big this creature is!" Edd said in wonder. "These things definitely don't live in swamps," Nazz said looking upward. "He looks as if he has a 25 or 27 foot long neck!" Edd said. "30 feet long," Eddy's brother pointed out. "Thirty feet," Edd said in amazement. Then the creature let out a huge call and stood on two legs to reach branches higher than itself. As the animal grabbed the leafy branches, it got back on all fours in a lumbering stomp that shook the ground. "We're gonna make a fortune with this place," Eddy said excited. As Edd looked up at the creature's head, he noticed that it had Ed's eyes and unibrow. "Wait a minute, why does this creature look like.....Ed," Edd asked Eddy's brother. "Good question, this creature was made using the DNA of both a human and prehistoric DNA of a Brachiosaurus," Eddy's Brother answered, "We call it....the Brachioedus!" "Brachioedus?" Nazz said. "I like it!" Ed said looking up at the animal. "Intriguing!" Edd said. "That's how all of the animals here were made, my personal favorite is the one we made using T-Rex DNA, the Edosaurus Rex!" Nazz asked him, "Edosaurus Rex?" "You've got a Me-Rex?" Ed asked. "Say again," Edd said to Eddy's Brother. "We have an Edosaurus Rex, maybe you'll get a chance to meet him," Eddy's Brother said smiling.

Edd then fell on his knees on the ground almost fainting from the surprise he got from what he saw. As Nazz and Ed lifted him back on his feet, Eddy's Brother said to each of them, "My dear dear friends, Welcome..........to Jurassic Ed!" Then the group looked on out to where the Brachioedus came from. They saw that a whole herd of these long necked animals was out grazing in trees and swimming in a huge water hole with other dinosaur like creatures resembling Parasaurolophus also grazing there. "They're moving in herds, they do move in herds," Edd said looking in wonder and amazement. As Eddy's Brother walked closer to Ed, Edd, and Nazz and knelt beside them, Edd asked him softly, "How did you do this?" "I'll show you," Eddy's Brother said softly back to him.


These characters and their stories don't belong to me, they belong to their respective owners!

Ed, Edd n Eddy (c) Danny Antonucci, aka Cartoons, Cartoon Network
Jurassic Park (c) Michael Crichton, Steven Spielberg, Universal